What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

effyeahchampomix:

I mean, 

• Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
• They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
• They live right by the kitchen.
• Their head of house teaches herbology.
• “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
• Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

I just think the points are funny.

(Source: littlemissravenpuff, via peruvianpuffpeppers)

I Love Me

I’m quoting myself from my Senior Memory Book because I am fucking awesome. 

“I made straight A’s just like I did my whole life (except in Chinese school but hey, we’re in America).” I look back and it’s all a blur, and senior year of high school was a bitter year, and you can tell by reading my senior memory book, but you also get my sense of humor. I’m hilarious!

Everyone has always been a whole foot taller than me, so high school was no different. I had always been short and I still am. I’m used to being a puny little spec.

I added in a bit about my height. “Puny little spec.” - I like it. I’m a great writer.

And in the midst of trying to fulfill the three page requirement, I put in my two cents on boys, supposedly when I was a freshman.

I thought I’d never get a boyfriend. It wasn’t a sad kind of, ‘Oh I’m never going to get a boyfriend.’ I just didn’t want one and knew I wasn’t ready and I had decided I was never going to get married.

I was a smart cookie. I need to go back to that mentality. “Life’s a lot easier when you don’t worry about who likes you or not. I didn’t care that much about people who liked me or hated me. That was their problem.” Again, smart. cookie.

Disclaimer: I really did quote myself, but it’s a joke. I’m really not all that into myself.